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Question: If you could live forever, would you & why? Answer: "I would not live forever, because we [cont.]

should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever." Alabama's Heather Whitestone was selected as Miss America 1995

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"If somebody has a bad heart, they can plug this jack in at night as they go to bed & it will monitor [cont.]

their heart throughout the night. And the next morning, when they wake up dead, there'll be a record." Mark S. Fowler, FCC Chairman [Should be an Obama Czar]

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"Your food stamps will be stopped effective March, 1992, because we received notice that you passed away. [cont.]

May God bless you. You may reapply if there is a change in your circumstances." Department of Social Services, Greenville , South Carolina [These people likely vote and drive a car :-O

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Let me see...ALL 77 counties in OK! voted against Obama. Will Rogers is from OK! Will Rogers said, "You [cont.]

can fool some of the people some of the time but not all the people all the time." Coincidence? I think NOT. OK! The only state in the Union that got it 100% RIGHT !!!

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Lincoln stated that not all the armies of the world could ever, by force, be strong enough to take a [cont.]

drink from the Ohio or walk through our mountains. If destruction be our lot, it is death by suicide.

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Well folks, tonight is the big night. The Obama State of Confusion Speech. For all 2 of you who will be [cont.]

watching, I have provided you with a link for Obama Lies Bingo to help make it interesting. After all, he needs all the help he can get, being as popular as a rat in the punch bowl. I on the other hand will fill that time with many truly interesting activities instead: repair old socks with my darning needle & twine, drinking games with my stuffed frog, counting the strands of spaghetti in my pantry, planting turnips out back, go door to door--ringing neighbors' doorbells, polishing my silverware & drinking straws. I know I will be having more fun than those watching the Liar's Fest and certainly not have to hear even one lie. Thanks Be to God! http://bit.ly/xdczV2
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